Precious Procedure and Process

When I was eigh­teen years old, some­thing hap­pened that had a pro­found effect on my view of the world. Next door to us in Wood­side there lived an Irish fam­ily with two daugh­ters, both of them under ten years of age.

One day the elder of these two girls (I believe she was five or six) ran her tri­cy­cle into the thin plate glass outer door of her home entrance. The glass frac­tured into long sword-like shards, and one of them came down to inflict a severe gash on the lit­tle girl’s fore­arm. I’m talk­ing about a major, life-threatening wound, of the sort you read about in the bat­tle scenes of the Iliad.

The girl’s mother went into a fit of pure panic, and my par­ents and I came run­ning when we heard her hys­ter­i­cal screams. When I saw the sheer vol­ume of blood, I became woozy. My father, a com­bat vet­eran from the Sec­ond World War, was more depend­able than me. He had gone through Tunisia, Sicily, the Anzio beach­head, and the Po Val­ley. He imme­di­ately instructed my mother to get a ter­rycloth towel, to run it under warm water, and to wring it out. When this was done, my dad care­fully wrapped the lit­tle girl’s fore­arm with the towel, picked her up, and put her in my arms, with the slashed arm directly against my chest. He then said “Hold her in that posi­tion. No mat­ter what, keep her arm against your chest. If you take the pres­sure off that arm she’ll die.”

My father was absolutely calm when he said this, and as cool as Castiglione’s courtier. I was ter­ri­fied, and held the girl as tightly as I dared. I could feel her throb­bing pulse, her rhyth­mic shal­low sobs, and the warm blood soak­ing my shirt. I barely allowed myself to think the fol­low­ing: This lit­tle girl may die in my arms. We got into a car, drove to the hos­pi­tal, and there with great relief I turned the wounded child over to the med­ical staff. She needed sev­en­teen stitches in that forearm.

As we drove back home, I shud­dered with repressed fear. My shirt was drenched in blood. My body was drip­ping with ner­vous sweat. My face must have betrayed my state, because my father glanced at me and said “You’re going into after-action shock, Joey. Don’t worry—it’s very com­mon in com­bat.” And he smiled with a look of utter sprez­zatura, of the sort that makes every fear mean­ing­less, and every peril just another occa­sion for beau geste.

My father got me home, wrapped me in a cou­ple of warm blan­kets, put me to bed, and told me to sleep it off. The next day I was fine. The plate glass was swept up, the blood hosed away, and the lit­tle Irish girl survived.

After that expe­ri­ence I real­ized that one had to han­dle all fear that way if life was to be bear­able. If you didn’t, you’d just be an emo­tional wreck who goes into con­nip­tions when­ever a cri­sis arises. Fear is one of the most demean­ing and debil­i­tat­ing things on earth. It turns one into a quiv­er­ing mass of jelly, and par­a­lyzes all power of deci­sion and action.

About twelve years after the inci­dent, I recounted these same details to a woman in the “health pro­fes­sions,” as the cur­rent jar­gon has it. She affected an atti­tude of out­raged shock. Her vocal level ratch­eted up a few notches, as often hap­pens with human lem­mings when their basic assump­tions are threat­ened. “What?” she screeched, in a voice of pre­ten­tious indig­na­tion. “You mean you han­dled it your­selves, with­out call­ing 911 and the emer­gency ser­vices? How could you do that? That’s not proper pro­ce­dure! You’re not professionals!”

Now I was only dat­ing this woman because she was a nurse, and my friends had assured me that she got hor­i­zon­tal faster than a carpenter’s level. So I didn’t argue with her. Men put up with a lot when a woman is putting out.

Nev­er­the­less, I real­ized that the dif­fer­ence between my father’s atti­tude and that of this silly nurse was a mea­sure of the dete­ri­o­ra­tion of the West­ern world’s con­fi­dence dur­ing the twen­ti­eth cen­tury. My father had no fears. He just looked at a sit­u­a­tion and han­dled it. But the nurse was in the grip of unex­pressed, spec­tral ter­rors: the ter­ror of not doing the right thing, of not con­sult­ing “experts,” of not run­ning to the proper author­i­ties, of not liv­ing up to ortho­dox expec­ta­tions, or of not cov­er­ing your legal ass with all sorts of shyster-prompted excuses. How utterly con­temptible her atti­tude was! She’d have let that lit­tle girl die sim­ply out of alle­giance to an idée fixe of what was proper and accept­able. Rather than think­ing of a human life, she thought about her image as a “health pro­fes­sional.” Her men­tal­ity encap­su­lates why paral­y­sis instead of ini­tia­tive now dom­i­nates the West­ern psyche.

Make no mistake—this is a sys­temic and culture-wide prob­lem. Consensus-driven think­ing infects nearly every­one, and ren­ders us help­less. One sees it every­where: in the work­place, the schools, and even in per­sonal rela­tion­ships. We have been brain­washed to fol­low “proper pro­ce­dure,” and pro­ce­dure is dic­tated by experts to whom we reflex­ively defer. We train young peo­ple to wor­ship a flashy thing called “exper­tise,” and then we define exper­tise in terms of a paper cre­den­tial or a title. Mean­while real expertise—the abil­ity to do some­thing in an intel­li­gent and effi­cient manner—is deval­ued and ignored. We don’t ask if some­thing has been accom­plished; we ask if the proper pro­ce­dural steps in an approved process have been fol­lowed. Pro­ce­dure and process have become more pre­cious to us than outcomes.

I have seen fac­ulty mem­bers in a depart­ment meet­ing go into apoplec­tic fits because “due process” wasn’t fol­lowed in regard to some stu­pid triv­i­al­ity. I have watched polit­i­cal meet­ings degen­er­ate into bit­ter squab­bling because some moron was upset that “the proper steps weren’t fol­lowed in the approved man­ner” in com­ing to a deci­sion. It used to be that obses­sion with pro­ce­dure was a bureaucrat’s dis­ease. Now it seems to afflict every­one. We’ve all become pet­ti­fog­ging lawyers and kosher butch­ers, fetishiz­ing process into a quasi-religious rit­ual that is an end in itself.

Does this affect poetry? Apple-so-lutely, as Chico Marx used to say. In the demi­monde of the work­shops, this dis­ease man­i­fests itself in the belief that putting together a poem is some­how more sig­nif­i­cant than the actual fin­ished prod­uct. (This is in fact the received ortho­doxy in com­po­si­tion stud­ies, one of the most fatu­ous and cant-spouting of our newer aca­d­e­mic fields.) Work­shop nerds are not just proud of their poems, but also of the fact that all their lit­tle bud­dies con­tributed two cents’ worth of advice to the project. That’s why they are so gush­ingly effu­sive with thanks to every­one, like breath­less Oscar win­ners, when­ever one of their efforts sees print.

But what kind of poetry comes out of this “proper pro­ce­dure,” with its def­er­en­tial bow­ing and scrap­ing to every work­shop denizen? Committee-approved, peer-vetted, and vac­ci­nated, it is the poetry of safety and con­sen­sus, of bien pen­sant sol­i­dar­ity, of Martha Stew­art bland­ness. With­out the slight­est fire or siz­zle, it’s a poetry that, like the nurse I dated, is “pro­fes­sional” in the worst sense of the word.

One of the most pathet­i­cally hyp­o­crit­i­cal aspects of this sit­u­a­tion is the way in which peo­ple will blather on about how won­der­ful it is when poets “take risks.” When­ever I hear this, I don’t know whether to laugh or to vomit. Take risks? These lit­tle work­shop lem­mings? These tim­o­rous wilt­ing flow­ers who allow oth­ers to go through their drafts with the fine-tooth comb of lib­eral ortho­doxy, remov­ing any­thing that might upset someone’s equa­nim­ity? Gimme a break. These peo­ple are more risk-averse than Swiss bankers.

No—when these dorks talk about “tak­ing risks,” what they really mean is screw­ing up the rhetoric and struc­ture of a poem, mess­ing with the meter, and deny­ing it proper clo­sure. It means writ­ing a lousy poem for the sake of appear­ing dar­ing to one’s peers. It means trum­pet­ing one’s avant-garde sta­tus as an “inno­va­tor,” in the hope that asso­ciates will think more highly of one’s rebel­lious per­sona. But it cer­tainly doesn’t mean tak­ing any actual risks. That would be risky.

The real risks in poetry today are being taken by those who dare to be traditional—who have the nerve to fol­low our inher­ited lit­er­ary forms with­out turn­ing them into unrec­og­niz­able exper­i­ments. The risk-takers are those with the courage to keep the meter and the rhyme real, and who write on subjects—political, sex­ual, cul­tural, and religious—that the work­shop lem­mings deem “inap­pro­pri­ate” or “offen­sive” or “inflam­ma­tory.” Risk-takers are those who don’t give a swiv­ing damn what their con­tem­po­raries think or feel, but who serve art alone. To put it in a nut­shell, they are not afraid.

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About Joseph S. Salemi

Joseph S. Salemi has published poems, translations, and scholarly articles in over one hundred journals throughout the United States, Canada, and Great Britain. His four collections of poetry are Formal Complaints and Nonsense Couplets, issued by Somers Rocks Press, Masquerade from Pivot Press, and The Lilacs on Good Friday from The New Formalist Press. He has translated poems from a wide range of Greek and Roman authors, including Catullus, Martial, Juvenal, Horace, Propertius, Ausonius, Theognis, and Philodemus. In addition, he has published extensive translations, with scholarly commentary and annotations, from Renaissance texts such as the Faunus poems of Pietro Bembo, the Facetiae of Poggio Bracciolini, and the Latin verse of Castiglione. He is a recipient of a Herbert Musurillo Scholarship, a Lane Cooper Fellowship, an N.E.H. Fellowship, and the 1993 Classical and Modern Literature Award. He is also a four-time finalist for the Howard Nemerov Prize.