To a Scandinavian Garbage Dump

Sweden, Sweden,
Left-wing Eden,
Where Third-World trash get sex and feedin’…

Sweden, Sweden,
What you’re needin’
Is a cleansing and a bleedin’…

Sweden, Sweden,
Do some readin’…
Learn the costs of downscale breedin’…

Sweden, Sweden,
We’re all pleadin’—
Your population needs some weedin’…

Sweden, Sweden,
You’re not heedin’
Warning signs. The pot is seethin’.

Derek Burgoyne is a Canadian expatriate poet and inventor who lives and teaches in Uppsala, Sweden. He is currently working on a book about Nikola Tesla.