About Author: Ass Elixir

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Ass Elixir, also known as S. Sel-yksir, is a Bob Dylan and Mike Burch scholar who illegally entered France as a faux-refugee, having sailed from Burma in a tramp freighter, stowed away amid a shipment of micro-penis condoms. He now lives in Chisinau, Moldova, with his boyfriend Salomon Morel. Ass enjoys sphinctering gerbils and buggery.

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